He Can Have My Place
The sermon was everlastingly tiresome． Finally the minis ter said：“Having spent an half hour with I saiah， and an half hour with Jeremiah， and an half hour with Ezekiel， we come now to Ho sea—what place shall we assign to Ho sea？”
Then a stranger sleepily arose and said：“I don‘t know who Ho sea is， but he can have my place， I‘m going home．”
他可以占我的位置
布道没完没了，单调乏味。最后牧师说：“半小时和以赛亚在一起，半小时和耶利米在一起，还有半小时和以西结，现在轮到何西阿了——我们该把何西阿安排在哪里呢？”
这时一个陌生人昏昏欲睡地站起来说：“我不知道何西阿是谁，但他可以占我的位置，我这就回家了。”