A Limerick
I sat next the Duchess at tea．
It was just as I feared it would be：
Her rumblings abdominal
Were simply abominable，
And everyone thought it was me．
打油诗
我坐邻公爵夫人吃茶点。
那正是我所害怕的场面：
她的肚里响辘辘
实在是令人厌恶，
人人却以为是我在现眼。