搞笑杂文-幽默搞笑

好莱乌电影教会我们的十件事

1. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while scuba diving.
口红只要一擦上去,就永远不会褪掉,就算潜水时也不会.

2. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
被毒打也不会露出痛苦表情的男人,却会在女人为他清洗伤口时退缩

3. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
一只火柴足够照亮足球场那麽大的空间

4. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
任何人从恶梦中惊醒时会突然坐起来喘气

5. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
就算开直路,也必须三不五时地大力向右打方向盘

6. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
一个人射杀二十个人比二十个人射杀一个人成功的机会大

7. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them
狗永远知道谁是坏人,而且一定会对他们吠叫

8. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
所有的炸弹都会装有显示红色报时数字的大型计时器,让你清楚知道他们何时会爆炸

9. Guns are like disposable razors-if you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. You can always find a new one.
枪枝就像是抛弃式的刮胡刀,如果子弹用光了,把枪丢掉就是了,你总是
可以找到一只新的

10.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
警探只有在被停职後才会破案